1.30.2013

I've been bad

Very bad. It was a terrible, horrible thing for me to do. And I owe you all an apology for dropping off the face of the internet.

But you're not getting one.

I was on an amazing otherworldly adventure with flying whales and beet juice while you were all stuck in a wagon with meager rations, a grueling pace, and naked people who kept getting Typhoid. You picked the farmer, didn't you.

I really did miss blogging though. So I'm back. Remember that secret project I mentioned?

I'll give you a hint.